So I have come to a
conclusion. I have decided that a camera should follow me twenty-four hours a
day, seven days a week.
Not because I’m super
funny or interesting. Not because I’m profound or inspiring.
I need to be followed
with a camera because my every day life is some of the best slapstick humor out
there.
On any given day, I
slip, trip, smack, bang and bump myself COUNTLESS times. I don’t even want to
put a ballpark number on it because I don’t think that would do it justice.
Just yesterday, I got
into work and went straight for my first morning project. The coffee. We have a
wonderful coffee machine in the office, but you have to make sure the water
stays above a certain level. As I took a full cup of water and tried to move it
from the water dispenser to the machine, a total of three feet, I caught the
cup of water on the corner of the counter and it went flying EVERYWHERE. In the
few hours following, I banged my knee four times and ran into my next-door
neighbor’s cube wall, almost taking the whole thing down. And circa three in
the afternoon, I went to make tea and somehow managed in one motion to launch
the lid of the tin tea canister directly into my face, only to stomp it into a
twisted mess the second it hit the floor.
Seriously, where was
the camera?
And I’m not even going
to talk about the spilling problem.
Basically, I am
absolutely a walking disaster and you are all missing out on some solid laughs.
There is no doubt in
my mind or those who spend any time with me, that I’m clumsy. But somehow, the
only place I seem to be able to keep it together is in the kitchen. In the
kitchen, I have some finesse. In the kitchen, I’m less bull in a china shop and
more elegant stallion, galloping and prancing around the kitchen with speed and
grace.
All right, that last
analogy was super weird, but you get the point.
This is a dish that just
came along organically from a trip to the market and it just fell into place.
Without any actual falling.
You will need…
1 lb heirloom
tomatoes, diced into ½ inch cubes
1 clove garlic, minced
2 tablespoons olive
oil
1 tablespoon chopped
mint
¼ cup balsamic vinegar
2 ounces robust and
creamy cheese, like Brie
1 sourdough baguette,
sliced into ½ inch thick slices
Salt and pepper to
taste
Start by combining
your garlic and olive oil and let the garlic infused for 30 minutes up to 24
hours.
Preheat your oven to
broil.
Lay out the bread
slices on a baking sheet and broil until toasted 2 to 3 minutes a side.
Remove the bread from
the oven and set it aside to cool.
While the bread is
cooling, bring the vinegar to a simmer in a small saucepan over medium heat.
Simmer the vinegar until it is reduced by half. About 8 minutes.
As the vinegar is
reducing, combine the garlic and olive oil, mint and tomatoes together in a
bowl. Toss well and season with salt and pepper.
Spread the cheese onto
the toasted bread.
When the balsamic
drizzle is ready, top the toasted bread with a hearty helping of the tomato
mixture.
Drizzle the balsamic
over the top of the tomatoes and serve.
Love and Beer Floats
Angela
Heirloom Tomato Bruschetta
with Brie and Balsamic Drizzle
1 lb heirloom
tomatoes, diced into ½ inch cubes
1 clove garlic, minced
2 tablespoons olive
oil
1 tablespoon chopped
mint
¼ cup balsamic vinegar
2 ounces robust and
creamy cheese, like Brie
1 sourdough baguette,
sliced into ½ inch thick slices
Salt and pepper to
taste
Start by combining
your garlic and olive oil and let the garlic infused for 30 minutes up to 24
hours.
Preheat your oven to
broil.
Lay out the bread
slices on a baking sheet and broil until toasted 2 to 3 minutes a side.
Remove the bread from
the oven and set it aside to cool.
While the bread is
cooling, bring the vinegar to a simmer in a small saucepan over medium heat.
Simmer the vinegar until it is reduced by half. About 8 minutes.
As the vinegar is
reducing, combine the garlic and olive oil, mint and tomatoes together in a
bowl. Toss well and season with salt and pepper.
Spread the cheese onto
the toasted bread.
When the balsamic
drizzle is ready, top the toasted bread with a hearty helping of the tomato
mixture.
Drizzle the balsamic
over the top of the tomatoes and serve.
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